An OC Scenario Meme

Apr 14, 20155 min read

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Published: Apr 14, 2015

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RULES:

- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order.
- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Please link back to the blank. (sassyraptor.deviantart.com/jou… )
- Enjoy. ;D

PICK YOUR VICTIMS!

1. Louis
2. Horatio
3. Sapphire
4. Ruby
5. Emerald
6. Heidi
7. White (Bondage Goddess who looked like Amy and Samey)

1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?
1. The name's Louis. I think I'll go with a milkshake.
2. I'm Horatio Wallace Cramer. I'll go for a donut, please.
3. I'm Sapphire... Hey, what are donuts and milkshakes?
4. I'm Ruby Churchill... As for your question, I'll go for a milkshake since those things have less calories.
5. Hey, I'm Emerald... Also, I think a milkshake would be delicious.
6. The name's Heidi... As for your question... I'll go for a donut. The jelly-filled donuts are quite delicious.
7. Hey, I'm White. My people used to refer to me as Blanche (feminine French word for white.) Also, I'll take a milkshake over a donut.

2. [3] and [7] decide to bungee jump, but [3]'s cord snaps. What does [7] do?
White: Umm...
Sapphire: I'm okay! *gives a thumbs up, even though she landed face flat on the ground*

3. [4] decides to cook dinner. What do they make?
Ruby: Partridge, anyone?

4. [2] and [6] are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?
Horatio: Heh! Victory is mine, bitch!
Heidi: Dammit!

5. [1] feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?
Louis: Okay, one, that is something I wouldn't do, and two, liopleurodons are extinct.

6. [5] decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?
Emerald: Hmm... I know! I'll go to the nearest high school prom!

7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:
White: Hmm... Nope, not a difference.
Louis: Yeah... I know how she does her makeup.

8. [4] is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for [3]. What happens?
*Ruby and Sapphire are heard having sex in a bedroom*
Louis: *banging on the door* Keep it down in there!

9. [2] and [6] are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...
Horatio: Ain't no spirit gonna catch me. Later, suckas! *pushes Heidi*
Heidi: Dammit, Horatio! *the spirits grabbed Heidi and whisked her away*

10. [7] is a victim of a crime, and the accused is [4]. What is the crime and what is the verdict?
Sapphire: I find you guilty of stealing White's gold, Ruby!
Ruby: What?! You can't go around accusing and imprisoning people willy-nilly! What if the accused is innocent? Besides, this stuff isn't gold! It's pyrite!
Sapphire: I'm sure pyrite is another word for "gold." Now, I sentence you to one month of mummification! *some bandages enter the room and grab Ruby*
Ruby: Crap...

11. [5] and [1] enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?
Emerald: Okay, for my talent, I will show off my caligra-- Umm... what happened to the moon?
Louis: Easy! I split it in half with my ki, mothafucka!

12. [2]'s favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?
Horatio: What's the name of Bleach's third opening theme?

13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?
Sapphire: Who's Will Smith? What's a zombie? What's a pirate? What's a ninja?
Heidi: *facepalm* Yeah, I think Sapphire's gonna get eaten.

14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?
Emerald: Lost treasure?
White: Umm...

15. [1] grows to the size of a skyscraper. [4] shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?
Louis: *burps; Ruby's shoes fly out of his mouth* 'Scuse me.

16. [2] now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?
Horatio: SWEET RAVE PARTY! Oh, and let's legalize marijuana, legalize prostitution, and sell Bill Gates's estate to Ron Jeremy. Oh, and somebody take that jar of... "Eternal Lust?" whatever that strange liquor is, and put it under FDA testing.

17. [3], [4], and [7] catch [6] running around naked in the rain. Reactions?
Sapphire: *fingering herself at the sight of Heidi streaking*
Ruby: *slaps Sapphire's hand* Don't do that!
Sapphire: Sorry...
White: Two pounds in your currency says Heidi's getting sick?
Ruby: You're on!

18. [2], [1], and [5] face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?
Louis: I'm sure I'd win. Horatio would get eaten after causing a zombie apocalypse, and Emerald's a wuss.

19. [6] and [1] are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.
Louis: Didn't we get over this already?
Heidi: *as a boy* How come you're the same person?

20. TAG PEOPLE.
Hmm... Nah.}